This monstrosity of a bird just flew into the window behind my desk. Consider my pants scared off.
Update 11:30am: Bird is injured and bleeding and still on ledge. The veterinarian's here keep coming by to look at it and debate what to do.
Update 11:47am: They are saying his wing is broken and that they can see some bone sticking out. Asking if we have a net to snag it with. I am considering going to hide in the bathroom.
Update 11:54am: It is apparently a Red-Tailed Hawk. Discussion switched to getting a sack, as it might escape from the neck. The scuttlebutt is that a blood-feather could be broken (?)
Update 11:57am: Best quote so far - "Monkey gloves won't work."
Update 12:02pm: Animal Rescue League is on it's way. Apparently they are bringing a net. I'm torn between equal desires to witness this and run far away from an injured wild hawk.
Update 12:06pm: "It's pupils look OK, I don't think it has a concussion." Who knew birds could get concussions?
Update 12:14pm: Bert's suggestions for the situation - "Suggest they knock it down gently with a beanbag gun, then catch it with a stretched out blanket. Or better yet, google "hawk cooking recipes" and leave the window open on your computer screen for all to see."
Update 12:40pm: A fight almost broke out between two veterinarians who couldn't agree if the bird was a
Red-Tailed Hawk or a
Peregrine Falcon. Popular opinion is holding at hawk. Which reminds me that
dinosaurs supposedly tasted like hawk. Maybe Bert was onto something.
Update 12:59pm: Animal Rescue people just showed up...bird immediately flew away. Whereabouts unknown. Only blood splotches on the ledge remain. A bit of a letdown, I was looking forward to see the much discussed nets in action.