The Happy Parents
The baby is due on Christmas Day, and we are all just over the moon with happiness. I may be biased, but this is one lucky kid. And I would just like the next 6 months to go a little faster, please.
My only gripe about the situation - I spent most of the Saturday and Sunday tramping around the city looking for something that had a mention of "World's Greatest Aunt" or "Best Uncle in the World" or anything along those lines. I was willing to drop some money to get our gear in order quickly so we can start embarrassing the little tyke ASAP. And there is nothing out there to be had. I think this is an untapped industry. Sure, I could have purchased things for the Mom-to-Be or New Grandmother, but what about me? I like swag as much as the next person, and MORE than most people. I'll have to turn to the internet, but until then, I whipped something up myself.
This will do until to announce things to the world until I can find something more suitable.
Congratulations again and again to my bro and sister-in-law. Bert and I could not be even a little bit more happy for you guys.
