Horrifying

Real quick:

I'm about to take an on-line survey and the first question is what kind of foot condition do you have.  Some of the options are going to haunt my dreams tonight.  I'd rather be set on fire than developing any of the following:

Claw Toes
Hammer Toes
Lederhose's Disease (I better cut back on my wearing of lederhosen)
Mallet Toes (completely different from Hammer Toes)

The images in my head are frightening.